英语小笑话
#英语小笑话#
英语和中文一样，都有各自的特色，笑话也是大有不同，接下来我们就来看看一些英语中的笑话吧~
1. Why is the doctor so angry?
为什么医生那么生气？
A: Because he has no patience.
因为他没有耐心呀。
笑点：耐心=patience，病人=patient 一语双关
2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
鳄鱼穿了背心会变成什么？
A: An Investigator.
调查员
笑点：这个点在读音，investigator = in + vest + alligator
3. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
你为什么不能给Elsa（《冰雪奇缘》女主角）气球？
A: Because she will Let it go.
因为她会让气球跑掉。
笑点：《冰雪奇缘》的主题曲就是“Let it go”。小朋友一定能知道这个梗。
4. What do you call a computer that sings?
会唱歌的电脑叫什么？
A: A-Dell
Adele
笑点：A Dell（一台戴尔电脑）和著名歌手Adele也是谐音。
5. What do you get from a pampered cow?
一头被宠坏的奶牛会给你些什么？
A: Spoiled milk.
坏掉的牛奶。
笑点：Spoil做动词是“宠溺”，spoiled做形容词也有变质的意思。一语双关。
6. What do you call a bee that lives in America?
住在美国的蜜蜂叫啥？
A: USB
笑点：美国是U.S. U.S.+ bee = USB
7.Your brain has two parts: left &right. Your left brain has nothing right, Your right brain has nothing left.
你的大脑有两个部分：左脑和右脑，你的左脑里没有右脑的东西，你的右脑里没有左脑的东西。
笑点解析：right同上；left作形容词时意为左边的，作leave的过去分词使用时意为剩下的。所以后面两句还可以理解为“你的左脑里没有一点正确的东西，你的右脑里什么也不剩。”（我才不会直接说你笨呢）。
今日的小笑话先讲到这儿，你还知道哪些呢？
今日词汇:
not so much as …甚至于…都没有
set sb to do 使某人做
be determined upon … 对…意志坚定
a strip of 呈条带状的一片
divide sth into 把...分成
at the end of 在...尽头；在...结束时
a great deal of 大量
look back upon 回忆；回顾
英语小笑话
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